FOR YOU If life gives you lemons: choose one randomly...
a)make food out of that shit
b)throw it back with deadly aim
c)dump it in your friend's backyard
d)become sexually attracted to lemons

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BYI I may send a lot of short messages or a long paragraph, may use caps/profanities, reference gore, alcohol, etc... [please tell me ahead of time if ur sensitive to anything!], will either instantly reply or take 600 years [sorry…]
DNI Basic dni criteria, just remain respectful, do not ask me for face reveal, do not write NSFW, do not attempt to blackmail me, don’t stab me 👀, please do not complain that i reply to slow or is dry im probably about to kms 🌝🤡

INTERESTS

SONGS soda pop, 一壶莲花醉, any from HMH/rach/chopin/bach/HOYO, WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!, 落缘, 如愿, emberfire, Wiege, 一刻天光, 风筝, blue
SUBJECTS science, maths, music, art
RANDOM YURI AND YAOI 🔥🤝 + albert camus + chengyi + houminghao

LIKES

fat clouds ☁️ on a fine blue sky, 🎰 gambling, green, food, my fish [余墨&荔枝], SMISKI, air, 🍵, my 66 stuffed 🧸, fictional chars 🫶 and money 💰

DISLIKES

any form of sports 🥎, il dottore 🧪, depression, procrastinating, chocolate, SCHOOL 🏫 , making mistakes and LIFE potentially 🤌🤌